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If you’re looking for a way to make your opponents laugh while you absolutely dominate them in Halo 5, look no further! Here are some of the funniest things you can say on Xbox Live:
1. “Are you even trying?”
2. “Nice try, but I’m still going to beat you.”
3. “I’m sorry, were you trying to kill me, or did you just want to give me a hug?”
4. “I’m not
Funny things to say when you’re winning
-I’m sorry, did you just say something? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my awesomeness.
-Nice try, but I’m just too good for you.
-I think you need more practice.
-That was a lucky shot.
-Wow, are you sure you’re not cheating?
Funny things to say when you’re losing
-Looks like you’re stuck in last place!
-Oof, better luck next time!
-Wow, you’re really struggling!
-Don’t worry, we’ll get you next time!
Funny things to say when you’re trolling
Here are some funny things you can say when you’re trolling people on Xbox Live:
-I’m better than you, and you know it.
-You’re just a noob. Get good.
-If you don’t like getting owned, then don’t play the game.
-Don’t hate the player; hate the game.
-It’s not cheating if you’re good at it.
-Noob Tube for life!
Funny things to say when you’re being trolled
When someone is purposely trying to make you angry or get a rise out of you, it’s called trolling. Trolling is pretty common on Xbox Live, but that doesn’t mean you have to put up with it. If someone is trolling you, there are a few things you can say to diffuse the situation and hopefully get the troll to move on.
-I’m not falling for your bait, so you might as well give up now.
-Don’t waste your breath; I’m not rising to your level.
-Your attempts at trolling are weak and pathetic.
-I’m not going to dignify your insults with a response.
Funny things to say when you’re teaming up
1. “I’m sorry. Were you trying to kill me or hug me just then?”
2. “Wow, you’re really good… for a noob.”
3. “I’m starting to think you’re not even trying.”
4. “It’s ok, I forgive you… this time.”
5. “I Like the way you play… but I don’t like the way you smell.”
6. “Which one of us is going to be carried?”
7. “No, no, no! I was supposed to be on that team!”
8. “What do you mean we have to work together?”
9. “Can we just skip this part and go straight to the fighting?”
Funny things to say when you’re going solo
1. I’m the solo-ist around here!
2. I’m in it to win it!
3. I’m going to take this one for the team!
4. I’m feeling lucky today!
5. Let’s see if I can pull this off!
6. I’m not playing with a full deck!
7. I’m all in!
8. This is my lucky day!
9. I’m feeling pretty good about this!
10. Wish me luck!
Funny things to say when you’re at a party
1. “Lag occurs when your connection to the server is slow or interrupted. The result is choppy gameplay, frozen screens, and other problems.”
2. “If you’re ever feeling lost in a game, just look for the noob tube!”
3. “I’m not saying I’m the best player on Xbox Live, but I’m pretty darn close!”
4. “We’re not playing until you fix your NAT type!”
5. “It’s not Lag! It’s host advantage!”
6. “That’s it! I’m getting a new router!”
7. “I’m sorry, were you trying to kill me, or did your controller just disconnect?”
funny things to say when you’re in a chat
Don’t be afraid to be a little silly when you’re chatting with friends on Xbox Live. Here are some fun things you can say to get the conversation started:
– “I’m the master of the Xbox!”
– “I’m the king/queen of Xbox Live!”
– “I’m the best gamer ever!”
– ” Gaming is my life!”
– ” I live, breathe, and eat games!”
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